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Wedding Night: I Am Forced To Marry A Dragon Girl
by Heaven Forbidden Killingtransmigration
Jiang Xiaobai reincarnated to another world and was forced to marry a dragon. Moreover, it was a hot-tempered female dragon.Jiang Xiaobai was in despair when he thought of his future of being tortured by his wife.He could not choose his fate of being reincarnated, but he could choose to be a faithful man even though he had to marry an irascible dragon maiden![Ding! God-tier Option System has been activated after sensing your earnest summon.][Option 1: Marry her. Reward: Dragon Essence and Tiger …
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Girl Hero: Revenge on Goblins!
by Masked Book
Light and darkness are twins, blessings and curses coexist.Oh girl who stands upon the stage of destiny,May your path ahead be filled with blessings.------------Anko Probabilistic Narrative Writings：It's like telling stories by rolling dice. Just as many games offer various action and dialogue options that lead to different branching storylines, this book creates characters, advances the plot and builds the world view by providing a large number of different branches and using dice rolls to dete…
Crushing on your majesty:the girl he hated
by suzangill98
A princess whose father refused to give her his surname.A stepmother who called her illegitimate and disgrace.Lived her life like an orphan,trying to fill her empty stomach and cover her head with atleast a piece of cloth if not roof and mortar.Was she Evalinge WilliamsWith a dream of serving in military one day,she studied and got admission in the top school of the elite and rich.But who knew that one glimpse at the country's future Prince will ruin her plans and shake the very base of her inno…
Carrying a Jurassic on me
by Wooden Fish Monk
A fantasy tale about a monster boy who can transform into a dinosaur and his childhood sweetheart, embarking on a journey of entrepreneurship while scattering dog food along the way...(A farming novel with plenty of dog food, free trial reading is welcome)(Group: 313392527)
Happened to love a naughty girl
by Summer Night Dream of Spears
After the Mi Shen family suffered a tragedy, they were immediately set upon.Thereafter, like a tiger sprouting wings, a fish finding water, Mi the Overlord roamed freely in Nuancheng, and not a soul dared to utter a peep—"Fourth Young Master, the fifth young miss has hospitalized the city lord's daughter with a beating."Someone sat at the office desk without even lifting an eyelid, "Tell Leng Ying to prepare a gift and send it to the city lord's manor.""Fourth Young Master, the fifth young miss …
Impressions: The Last of the Nobility
by LeonaSMane
Beware of the Dragon Wolf. There is a tale of supernatural beings, some gods, some demigods, others the fates themselves in the long-lost noble lineages. Then amongst the supernatural was the Scio, a people with the knowledge of all beings and the ability to live harmoniously with those of goodwill.Legend has it that one day the oldest noble lines will intertwine combining the legends of the west and the east with the legend of the Cradle of Mankind. The tale warns of the power of the dragon ri…
Ways on How to Confess
by BerriApplepi
"Til death do us part..."Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale.Violet is a family-oriented woman who is willing to do anything just to repay her grandfather's kindness. She once believed in love until her fiance betrayed her. Just when she thought that everything was going bad, a fairy godfather appeared in her life and paved a path for a new love.---Author: BerriApplepiIG: @berriapplepiDiscord: https://discord.gg/z56kkGG Donate: paypal.me/berriapple…
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
Call Girl to a Vampyre
by Kricket_Leedy
Series Complete!Thank you to all of my fans! I am happy you have chosen to enjoy the world I have created. Part Two of the series is now complete! Please be sure to stay tuned for new stories and content.**Trigger warning**This story contains references to non-consensual sex, sex work, Poly/Bisexual situations, mental-health issues, as well as depiction of self-harm and death."My dreams seemed to pull me to you. Since I was a child, you were there, in my thoughts, protecting me, calming my fears…
Trapped On A Death World
by Ultimatedaywriter
Everything that could go wrong went wrong. An Apathetic system AI is suddenly trapped in the body of his host. Watch as after decades of apathy he gains power, friends, and waifus to have sex with. Smut starts on chapter 28
On A Deserted Island With A Beauty
by Jasmine Tea
On his first business trip, Chang Yuan was seated next to an absolute beauty.He was prepared to have a passionate love life and end his boring single life.However, he never imagined that their plane would crash and they would be stranded on a deserted island!As he looked at the vast ocean around them, Chang Yuan wanted to cry.The silver lining was that the beautiful woman had grabbed onto his clothes and was also stranded here.Chang Yuan mumbled, “Wait a minute. I suddenly realize that you look …
Signed to Rebirth: 70s Spoiled City Girl with a System
by Miss_Scream
One moment, Jia Lan was a modern city girl with perfect skin, soft hands, and zero survival skills.The next? She’s in the 1970s—inside a novel—as the youngest daughter of a powerful and wealthy urban family.She’s not the heroine. In fact, the hardworking female lead and righteous male lead are out there suffering through life, trying to "earn" a future in the city.Jia Lan?She just woke up in silk pajamas, got pampered by her entire family, and activated a daily check-in system that hands her per…
Colour Me Impressed (BWWM)
by Jay Kandie
This is a story about a woman, Ivory Spade who moved out of her hometown to start a new life as a fashion designer aiming big. Moving into her new home only to meet the infuriatingly hot Jason, a handsome, wealthy and seeming secretive art collector as a new neighbour, whose walls seems to be higher than Mount Everest and whose favourite pastime seems to be annoying her at every turn.Follow them as they find love together in this heartwarming, heartstrings pulling, butterfly inducing story fille…
Bringing Space on the Road to Raise a Child
by d_zhy
Translated NovelTitel: 带着空间在逃荒路上养崽After retiring, Gulan opened her eyes and found herself in a strange place. There was a little kid lying on her body, crying for his mother while sleeping. ...So she...acted as a mother... ...What? Save your son and raise him up for you. ...What? If you don't agree, you will disappear. ...Okay! Better to live than die. Looking at the skinny little kid with a big head, Gulan was silent. ...From then on, she began her miserable life of raising a child.
Impress my crush
by vishal_756868
I propose my crush and she replied I am not interest in boys
How to Tame Your Demi-Girl
by AGodAmongMen
[Discontinued - But you can still read it if you want to, as it covers the entirety of the first arc with a decent ending]"What?! You want to make ice cream with the breast milk, you sucked out my breasts the other day?!" The Cow Girl with two sets of breasts, asked me in shock, while I was squeezing her chest, to fill up another canister full of fresh breast milk."No, Luca! There's no way I'm allowing you to cook a sausage, by stuffing it up my secret place! That's too embarrassing!"The Salama…
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by funnyjokes2090
making you smile is top priority, smile always.
Royal life is such a hassle I want to be a normal girl
by Fella_Bright
Living life of a royalty just wasn't Astin's dream anymore. Though there used to be a time she strived to be the best queen, but not anymore.After getting betrayed, killed and reborn, she decided, 'Ah, I want to be a normal girl' and with that, she ran away.During her escapede, she worked at a cafe and met Justin and fell for him at first sight. But who knew, this delivery boy with silver hair and emerald colored eyes, Justin, was the country's prince who was just throwing a tantrum and staying …